Lontax, the London black taxi manufacturer with the name loathed by the Chancellor because he didn't think to register it himself as a stealth tax for Londoners, has today confirmed the sale of 100 of their taxis to the Taliban in Afghanistan. A s...
Former British Prime Minister, and Iron Lady, Margaret Thatcher, has told her husband Denis that she is fed up of all the pussyfooting around in Afghanistan, and she is off to put a stop to it, and to bring an end to the conflict. Denis, who died...
(Kabul, Afghanistan) - Barack Obama further lauded his nebulous message of change at his central Kabul speech today, garnering raucous cheers from the Afghanis.
Fifty members of the Taleban have been found in a plug hole in Crewe. The shock discovery was made by Mrs Trouserpress this morning.
A former Lieutenant in the Taliban, recently released after serving five years in prison, has opened a new local eatery. The Taliban Pizza Man offers dine-in, take-out, and delivery service from it's new location on Main Street (just south of th...
High drama and new fighting techniques face the Taliban in Afghanistan as the armed forces reveal that Prince Harry is the new secret weapon in the fight against extremism in the region. Immediately he's finished joyriding around the south in his...
The United States Government has announced that its military will be handing out hand-held lie detectors to "accurately access" situations when dealing with members of the Taliban and Al Qieda.
London - (Re:uterus & Ass Mess): A pregnant twelve year-old Taleban warlord's daughter is suing Prince Harry for desertion in the divorce courts in London.
News services around the world got the story wrong this time by not being aware of the Taliban deficiencies in written English.
Washington DC (IPP) - The new rules for American's drivers licenses signals yet another victory for Bin laden, the Taliban, and enemies of civil liberties everywhere.
Atlanta, Georgia (IPP) - The state of Georgia has outsourced its prison system to the Taliban. The result of this action is that American citizens residing in Georgia prisons are routinely tied up, tortured, beaten, and left to starve or die of dehy...
United States of America -- Self-described "evangelical values voters" have voiced extreme frustration that the GOP field has not produced a Taliban-style leader to run for the U.S. Presidency. "This is a Christian Na...
711, Pakistan (IP) - The Taliban proved how brave they are by trying to bomb the female Pakistani prime minister.
Could it really be true that the apparently innocent and charitable organisation Oxfam, are actually a sub-branch of the taliban? Could they really be plotting the downfall, or 'purification' of the African nations?...
Open on a lonely bar in the middle of the Nevada desert.
Bush City, Talibania (IP) - Our investigative reporter has just learned that the Al Qaeda and Taliban director of social services and etiquette has been instructed by her bosses to send a nice thank you card to president Bush for the wonderful stock...
United Nations drug officials say the new Afghan Government has largely failed in its efforts to eradicate the opium poppy crop.
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