(Kabul, Afghanistan) - Barack Obama further lauded his nebulous message of change at his central Kabul speech today, garnering raucous cheers from the Afghanis.
"This is very encouraging" praised local Taliban tribesman Tabul Terarzi.
"Since that surge mess earlier this year, we've just been burying our heads in the sand, so to speak. This great leader has inspired us to regroup, refocus, get on the offensive, change our gloom into triumph. And this man, he (Obama) brings us the change we can believe in."
"A gift from Allah" rejoiced a self-proclaimed Islamic extremist attendee. "This man, he (Obama) is a great leader. Not since my days with the Great 'O' have I been so energized. After 6 years of hiding in caves, eating bugs, and reading 20 year-old Playboys, I want change too!"
Obama dismissed claims that his message had any adverse impact of motivating anti-American factions.
"My goal is to bring hope to everybody I reach. If people can just believe in change, they can accomplish the desires of their very souls. Keep the faith brothers and sisters!" Obama proclaimed while fist-bumping a turban-clad rallier.
