Canada's popular conjoined Dionne quintuplet sisters pulled off a major upset at the Canadian Open Wednesday when they defeated top-ranked sisters Serena and Venus Williams 6-1, 6-2 in a match that lasted barely 20 minutes. The shocked Williams si...
Don't be surprised if you look out your car window to see a Triceratops passing you in the next lane. No that's not a new Ford model - but the real thing. Boffins worldwide have concluded that the current climate changes world-wide are actually a reg...
While America has been busy abroad: dividing and splitting failing regimes, sleeping with dictators, bribing and praising anti-US military leaders and funding-arming 'good' terrorists - something unusual has been going on - albeit surreptitiously - n...
Watch out Suri Cruise. Your little-girl high-heels, ballet tutu and red lipstick are no match for the new kid on the block. 4-year old tomboy Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt is setting the gossip pages ablaze with her adventures. From 'creating' her ow...
Aisha, an 18-year old Afghan girl whose nose and ears had been cut off by her abusive husband with the 'blessings' of a Taliban commander - is in the US to have her nose rebuilt. Aisha, who is the featured on a controversial Time magazine cover is...
Takeru Kobayashi is a free man after a New York judge ruled to dismiss all charges against the skinny Japanese speed-eater accused of crashing a hot dog eating contest. Human python Kobayashi holds records for eating: 63 hot dogs in 12 minutes...
THE WHITE HOUSE: The Obama Admin is struggling to win its wars in Iraq and Af-Pak. It is having trouble dealing with a deceitful Pakistan. Unfortunately America can't go to war with Pak where the real problem of terrorism originates because the pa...
And then the rains came. First to Pakistan where the Army-militant duo had chosen to 'muddy the waters' (pun intended) by raising the spectre of a non-existent 'water war' with India. Less than a month ago Pak's most feted terrorist who co-rule...
NIAGARA-FALLS, CANADA: An emergency meeting of world aid agencies ended in the usual stalemate. After an exhilarating barrel-ride over the Falls followed by a simple buffet of: maple-smoked-salmon, fiddlehead greens-bisque, buffalo-tenders-carp...
A study conducted by the World Health Organization has revealed that most men in China are not aware of the fact that female breasts were meant for breast-feeding infants. Only 2 percent of respondents had any knowledge of female anatomy assuming...
It is said that "Behind every successful man stands a very smart woman." A similar adage would read: "Behind every slimmed down narcissistic just-had-a-baby-and-abdominal-fat removed Hollywood celebrity mom stands a hard-working, underpaid, unappre...
OTTAWA, CANADA: In what is being hailed as a medical marvel a famous former Canadian prime minister is recovering from successful full-brain transplant surgery. This is the first time in the world that such surgery has not only been attempted but...
LONDONISTAN- They don't call it that for nothing. Britain's abject failure to get many of its Muslim immigrants to assimilate into the greater culture is now taking its toll on regular ole Brits. First it was a local council agreeing to squat t...
TOKYO: For decades Japan has held the title for longevity. So-called studies have told us that the average lifespan for both men and women in Japan ranges from age 85-89 with thousands in the 110-years plus category. Boffins have conducted spe...
ROCK CREEK, MONTANA: And you thought Americans were so "full" of family values they wouldn't say shit if their mouths were full of it! For a nation whose popular media regularly bleeps swear words and inserts asterisks even where it isn't neces...
NUTSVILLE, USA: Some say she looks like her dad Brad Pitt. Others see an uncanny resemblance to grandpa Jon Voight. Regardless of which side she resembles one thing is clear. Brad and Angelina's 4-year old daughter Shiloh appears to have a mind...
THE HAGUE: Naomi Campbell angrily testified that she was unaware that the "dirty little stones" placed on her bed by masked gunmen in the stealth of night were actually diamonds. She said she didn't recognize them as diamonds in the rough because w...
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