Written by shea lo

Friday, 6 August 2010

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ROCK CREEK, MONTANA: And you thought Americans were so "full" of family values they wouldn't say shit if their mouths were full of it!

For a nation whose popular media regularly bleeps swear words and inserts asterisks even where it isn't necessary, the Testicle Festival in this Mid-west state is a refreshing statement.

The Testicle Festival pays homage to that very famous American culinary delicacy - the mass gorging of deep fried bull testicles served with that equally gourmet sauce - ketchup. Following which celebrants engage in other typical American delights such as naked wrestling, butt-slapping and wet T-shirt competitions.

And to show you just how much gender equality there is in America, female celebrants toss off their tops and bare their boobs in what they call The Breasticle Festival.

"No burkas here buddy....this is what freedom is all about", hollered Busty Bermann as she jiggled her double-Ds and tossed back a pair of extra-large testicles.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Breasts

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