Obama admin wants Pak as part of Middle East not South Asia

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Sunday, 8 August 2010


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THE WHITE HOUSE: The Obama Admin is struggling to win its wars in Iraq and Af-Pak. It is having trouble dealing with a deceitful Pakistan. Unfortunately America can't go to war with Pak where the real problem of terrorism originates because the paranoid Pak Army threatens the use of "bums" on US interests - read: Israel, India etc.

So even though America is the only nation in the world that twice dropped bombs on innocent Japanese it finds itself hamstrung in its ability to deal with its greedy-corrupt-untrustworthy so-called ally. No amount of bribery, coddling, back-slapping praise, whispered sweet-nothings or pillow talk has helped.

Add to that the fact that for more than 30 years America turned a blind eye while Pak's Army-Intelligence-Military trinity continued to hone its terrorist 'assets' to fight proxy wars. A skill - by the way - that was finessed under the watchful eye of the CIA. Having created the Frankenstein monster America can't seem to kill it.

A US Army soldier involved with Leakiwicks said:

"We fucked up Central America, we fucked up the Middle East, we're fucking up South Asia and then we'll pack up and head out to fuck Central Asia - it's the American way"

Finding itself squeezed out by other regional powers in the Great Game the Obama admin is suffering from acute embarrassment - especially when it is told to take a hike by its previously pliant petty poodle partner-states.

No problem - America which has trouble with geography sees no problem carving up the world. From East-West Germany, North-South Korea to North-South Vietnam America always claims to have won its wars.

Now Obama's geographers have come up with a plan for 'victory'. Take Pakistan out of South Asia and make it a Middle East country, leaving Afghanistan in Asia.

Famous US General Colon 'Bombed-out' Bowell said:

"Paw-kiss-stonners have no particular national identity. They hate Indians even though they all have the same DNA. Some stupid Pak Army dictator once told them they were Ayrabs that's why they are so easily seduced by Islamic extremism from Saudi Arabia. So for us it's easier to deal with the Pak-Saudi connection as a Middle East situation"

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