Hundreds of prostitutes and Madams from around the country met In Washington D.C. this week. It was a diverse crowd of all ages, colors, creeds, and sexual orientation. A spokesperson, Ms. Shana Williams, a Vassar graduate with advanced degrees from...
For many years, Las Vegas and the state of Nevada have had legalized prostitution and has licensed females. The city has now taken this a step further and will now begin licensing male prostitutes, also known as "gigolos." These men, however, wil...
In a speech before some 78 people yesterday, potential presidential candidate Ron Raul stated that he would like for the country to legalize the growing of marijuana with a portion paid to the government to get the national debt down. He would als...
Male shoppers in a Huddersfield supermarket were given an unexpected treat yesterday morning when local Miss Whiplash, real name Marjory Coriander led a gang of dominatrixes dressed in full on kinky mode in a protest shop over supermarket dress codes...
Samuel Alito revealed today that he mouthed "Completely Not True" during the State of the Union address to publicize his new line of clothing for corporate whores. "Formerly, judges were required to pretend to some sort of impartiality in public,"...
This is a story about life on the streets. It's not a nice story and if you are offended by the words hooker, prostitute, ladies of the night, street walker, please do not read on. These women do exist and they exist for the pleasure of men who prey upon them. Some of these women "work" legitimately in brothels outside of Las Vegas and they are legal and expensive, but they will not give yo...
A famous cereal manufacturer that makes a popular brand of multigrain hooped breakfast cereal (but not the ones you're thinking of, a completely different manufacturer) has been lambasted by advertising watchdogs for promoting prostitution on the bac...
As the ever expanding world of technology continues to grow, so to are the fields it crosses. In this latest case it seems technology has found itself at home again in the sex industry. This time it seems to not be for the benefit of women but for me...
The seven dwarves, who marched to their jobs in their diamond mine singing "High Ho, High Ho, it's off to work we go" have finally admitted to the identity of their "high ho." The woman, whose name has been kept secret by the group for several years...
Thousand of unemployed construction and casino workers are beating feet, and a trail, to Beatty, Nevada, after the way was cleared to start hiring male prostitutes at the 'Shady Lady Ranch." "We can't seem to handle the load," said Director of Hum...
French ladies of the night have fallen on hard times in Paris as the economy has hit them also, and even discount coupons, two-for-one specials and other offers have helped only a little. That's when one lady, Bambi Star (not her real name) decide...
A new Las Vegas entertainment establishment, couples some of America's favorite pastimes with the addition of prostitution services. The combination of alcohol and playing cards, mixed with the offering of personal sexual services has proven to be a...
It wasn't a total victory for "Vicky", "Brandy", "Star" and the other prostitutes in court yesterday (Friday) but they probably won the big battle. New York City's Mayor Bloomberg had declared war on the skimpy clothed ladies of the street especia...
San Francisco, California - It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, a time of high class charity balls and low class eight balls. For one woman, Charleeza Throne, it was the worst of times. Being an addict and a minority is not easy,...
Volusia County, Florida - Dr. Sam Beckett, head of the Quantum Leap Project, and now distressed time traveller, finally leaped into the wrong person. For years he has leapt into people throughout his own personal lifespan, "setting right what onc...
North Atlantic, Atlantic Ocean - Rose DeWitt Bukate, a prostitute who sadly escaped death on the Titanic, was played by Kate Winslet over ten years ago. It is unknown why so many still regard her character as "sweet" or "innocent". "We picked Kat...
PEORIA, Illinois - George Somerset is a man who has lost everything for love, and after his latest try, may now have lost even hope. This once prosperous businessman and homeowner is now at the local homeless shelter, trying to find out where it all...
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