Paris Prostitutes Falling On Hard Times

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Wednesday, 6 January 2010

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French ladies of the night have fallen on hard times in Paris as the economy has hit them also, and even discount coupons, two-for-one specials and other offers have helped only a little.

That's when one lady, Bambi Star (not her real name) decided that for a little extra job, they could not only pick up more Johns but even do a few of the other type of johns.

She started a service where you invite the lady of your choice to your home and after taking care of the most important part of her job, she would then cook a small meal, clean up the kitchen and even the bathroom and living room before leaving, unless by that time, there was a special request.

Altogether, they make quite a bit out of the one visit and they leave the guy happy with a full meal, another full meal and a house clean-up.

One tip Bambi offers her "sisters": "Wearing a skimpy maid costume while cleaning will get you an extra 30-50 bucks.

So in Paris, SC&C (Sex, Cooking & Cleaning) are much more in demand now than S&M.

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