Thousand of unemployed construction and casino workers are beating feet, and a trail, to Beatty, Nevada, after the way was cleared to start hiring male prostitutes at the 'Shady Lady Ranch."
"We can't seem to handle the load," said Director of Human Resources for the Brothel, Madam J.B. Bitters, " first they have forms to fill out, then the medical and criminal check, and then of course, "she said smiling while licking her lips," 'there's the very personal performance interview!"
Already Senate majority leader Harry Reid, who's approval rating is no longer registering on the Democratic Peter Meter, is taking credit for the unemployment turnaround.
According to happy Dems in the state with an interest in prostitution, illegal voter registration, and union organizing of illegal casino workers, The Shady Lady ranch received a 'stimulus' earmark of over $3.5m and was officially put on the map as a 'layover' for the Harry Reid MonoRail Express he earmarked to run from Los Angeles to Las Vegas, with 'entertainment stops' along the way.
Reid seemed out of sorts when confronted on his way to a mall in Washington that was featuring a 'buy one suit get 6 free' sale, and apparently was off guard when asked if the male hookers were going to serve gay customers.
"Quite frankly, 'said the asexual Senator," I don't give a damn who they Bonk...it's putting people to work, it's taxable, some people really need this kind of stress relief, and best of all the state of Nevada isn't paying for it!"
The senator went on to say he was convinced of the success of the business plan after conferring with other government leaders Barbara Boxer, Nancy Pelosi, Hillary Clinton, Dianne Feinstein, Janet Napolatano, Sonia Sotomayor, Maxine Waters and a host of others who haven't been laid in so long they squeak when they try to spread their legs at the gynecologist.
When interviewed about the new positions several of the applicants said they weren't picky about who they went to bed with, as long as they got paid prevailing wages and could feel like a man again.
One successful applicant, already vetted by Mdm Bitters who passed with flying colours, especially during the oral exam was the infamous 'Joe the Plumber.'
"Hey Dude, " he called out to a reporter who had followed his career since the run up to the election, " I'm finally going to get some payback working on Pelosi's plumbing...first I'm going to give her a good plunging, and then I'm going to root around and replace that old ball cock that's been bothering her all these years!"
Madam Bitters still appeared 'flushed' with residue excitement after the 'interview.'
