Sex dolls cause major job losses for hookers world wide

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Thursday, 14 January 2010


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As the ever expanding world of technology continues to grow, so to are the fields it crosses. In this latest case it seems technology has found itself at home again in the sex industry. This time it seems to not be for the benefit of women but for men.

The latest range of 'Almost A Real Women' sex dolls was launched world wide late last year in Iceland, and has already proven to be a popular choice for bloggers and world of war craft gamers. But already this demand for the sex dolls has hit home hard in the prostitution and brothel industry.

There have been reports world wide of brothel closures and a sharp increase of homeless prostitutes littering major cities and country roads. It seems the one-off payment for a lifeless jelly mold of a women that you can pull out anytime you want is a hit with some men.

A prostitute from the United States has said: "This has to be the lowest point in my life. This is worse then aids."

Though there may be a glimmer of light for the industry as Tree Hugger's United are protesting against the use of the pig tongues in the dolls. Only time will tell.

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