A tale of two cities, or a sale of two...?

Funny story written by Alexandria177

Friday, 23 October 2009

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"Equality under the law? Not in a California court."

San Francisco, California - It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, a time of high class charity balls and low class eight balls.

For one woman, Charleeza Throne, it was the worst of times. Being an addict and a minority is not easy, especially when you don't know where your next fix is coming from, or what weirdo you'll have to deal with to get the money for it.

For another woman, a Hollywood actress, it was the worst of times. Being a starlet helping a charity is not easy, especially when you don't know where your next donation is coming from, or what weirdo you'll have to deal with to get the money for it.

For Charleeza, there was only one thing to do. That was to offer sexual arousal in exchange for the cash to get the eight ball.

For the actress, there was only one thing to do. That was to offer sexual arousal in exchange for the cash to fund the charity ball.

Lucky for Charleeza, she found some lesbian who got off on kissing, that and whatever she could feel while holding her for the kiss.

Lucky for the actress, she found some lesbian who got off on kissing, that and whatever she could feel while holding her for the kiss.

Regrettably for Charleeza, she had had to make it clear to the paying customer that she was selling arousal. When business was slow, and the men offering money weren't offering enough, she expressed herself lewdly with, "For fuck's sake! You can do better...I've got titties for God's sake!"

Regrettably for the actress, she had had to make it clear to the paying donors that she was selling arousal. When business was slow, and the men offering money weren't offering enough, she expressed herself lewdly with, "For fuck's sake! You can do better...I've got titties for God's sake!"

For Charleeza, this spurred on a lesbian to immediately offer more money then the men, just for that kiss, a kiss that Charleeza assured her would be twenty seconds.

For the actress, this spurred on a lesbian to immediately offer more money then the men, just for that kiss, a kiss that the actress assured her would be for twenty seconds.

Up until now, two women, and only one city, regardless of what class either was in. Yet now we find there are two cities, for here is where things depart...

Charleeza Throne was promptly arrested, for in California the State Supreme Court once said that, "in order to constitute prostitution, the money or other consideration must be paid for the purpose of sexual arousal or gratification."

But meanwhile, the actress was promptly given applause and respect, for in California, as elsewhere, the elites may do as they please.

Charleeza Throne, poor minority junkie that she is, now sits in jail.

The actress, rich white elite that she is, now basks in the glow of publicity.

Oh, but in each case, the lesbian did get that twenty second kiss, the money did change hands. Charleeza was able to get $140, and the actress $140,000.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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