Vice Squad Team works the streets in Vegas

Funny story written by jansal

Thursday, 21 January 2010

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Caution, do not slow down !

This is a story about life on the streets. It's not a nice story and if you are offended by the words hooker, prostitute, ladies of the night, street walker, please do not read on.

These women do exist and they exist for the pleasure of men who prey upon them.

Some of these women "work" legitimately in brothels outside of Las Vegas and they are legal and expensive, but they will not give you STD. They will not try to get you in trouble with your wife and they will not call you at home and harass you once you pay and leave their "house".

Others are out there wanting to give you the same service and will even give you something extra, it's called STD.

These women sometimes fight for their rights to a certain corner and have been known to conveniently have an invader professionally removed if it interferes with business.

It's a big bad world out there and if you're in it, you've got to play by the rules.

I am a vice cop, it's my job to arrest you for soliciting if you slow down to "talk" to one of these women walking slowly down the street.

My wife is also on the vice squad, she's the one shaking her ass at you so you slow down to "talk" to her.

We're a team, you're under arrest, that's how the story goes.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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