NEW YORK CITY - Network executives are expressing extreme concern as several more sponsors have asked that their commercials be pulled from The Glenn Beck Show. One executive has disclosed that so far Beck's show has had a total of 33 sponsors pul...
New 800 metre womens (?) champion is being hunted by a razor company to head a brand new advertising campaign alongside Federer, Tiger Woods and Thierry Henry for their new product called "Cross Gender Razors for Everybody"! After her (or his!) an...
Are you tired of insincere gits on television trying to make car insurance and mending roofs interesting? Then why not tune into Britain's new 24-hour a day commercial channel, that shows nothing but adverts that tell the truth about the products they are advertising. Here are a few of them: 'For hands that do dishes, and catch blisters and ridges, harsh chemical, Fairly Liquid'. 'Are you p...
An advertisement on satirical website TheSpoof.com promising that people could grow in length by 2 to 3 inches in as many weeks has been exposed as fraudulent. Government spokesman Ronan Keating RN (Retd) told me: "It's that bloody website agai...
New York City: Long out of the rock & roll spotlight, singer Bob "Silver Bullet" Seger is coming out with new commercials for Viagra, using a new version of "Like A Rock" which was a big hit for him in the 1980's. Then it was used on television...
Beverly Hills, CA - Used car dealer, Mark Lipbaum, also known as 'Crazy Mark', has an offer we think most people would agree with. He wants commercial airlines to trade in their passenger jets; the ones that are short on reliability. He's willing...
An advert for Phones4U has been pulled by the mobile phone company after tens of complaints from outraged scouts. The advert depicts a friendless nerd dressed as a scout who could not possibly have fifty friends in his phone. The scouts themselves...
A puppy that was flushed down the toilet by a four-year-old was successfully rescued by a drain cleaning firm yesterday. The puppy was located using sophisticated CCTV equipment and then dragged from the sewer pipe along the street. The RSPCA has...
Sid Vicious is to appear in an advert for French sponges. He follows fellow punk legends Johnny Rotten and Iggy Pop in selling out his punk anarchist credentials in order to make a quick profit. In Sid's case however, it is his family who have made t...
WINSTON-SALEM, NC - Maybe Kirstie Alley isn't a "perfect fit" for Jenny Craig anymore, but that's just fine with donut manufacturer Krispy Dunk. Inspired by her testimonial on Oprah's show Thursday, company executives negotiated a contract and signe...
Nude Country Corn Flakes has been advertising the unadorned and downright plain, call it nude, recipe for their nothing but Iowa corn flakes. The Mennonite farmer founders of the simple cereal never dreamt that their state's Supreme Court would grant...
A poll of celebrities by ITN has found that over 75% are not sure if they should be using the name Norwich Union or Aviva for the UK's largest insurance company. It follows months of advertising on TV and in newspapers and magazines saying that Norw...
The Food and Drug Administration has declared that food manufacturering and packaging companies will now be required to use truth in advertising to label more of their products. "This should make it easier for consumers to tell what kind and typ...
Adverts for two herbal remedies, made by Bonny Prince Charlie's firm Quacky Aboriginal Nonsensicals, are 'complete and utter bollocks', the regulatory group Medicines That Often Dowork, MTOD, said today. 'The ads are total pish', MTOD's chief exec...
The Royal Bank of Swansea has hit a nerve with the public demonstrating that as an institution they can be honest after all. Responding to the twee, sugary and frankly offensively patronising advertising from the mainstream and almost fully nation...
Yesterday, Pakistan Prez announced that he is putting up one of the several golden scissors, used by Mr. Jinha during 1937-47, for sale. A billboard, hung outside Pakistan embassy in Afghanistan, read thus: "Do you wanna own a pair of golden sc...
TAMPA-While most Americans were pondering how they might manage to purchase their next quart of milk, the great American gladiatorial clash between butt-slapping, land grabbing, pig tossing corporate-sponsored warriors went on as scheduled. As expec...
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