Women's (?) 800 metre champion being hunted by razor manufacturer for new, erotic, advertising campaign

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Friday, 21 August 2009

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Tiger Woods can't wait for "shooting" to begin with woman/man Caster Semenya, it's a close shave!!

New 800 metre womens (?) champion is being hunted by a razor company to head a brand new advertising campaign alongside Federer, Tiger Woods and Thierry Henry for their new product called "Cross Gender Razors for Everybody"!

After her (or his!) annihilation of her competitors in the 800 metre final, the world is asking the question, MAN or WOMAN!

After receiving her (his) gold medal a closely shaven Caster gave the following commentar:

"MAN, what's the fucking fuss about MAN, I's a woman, dats it!"

"I has no dick and cohones just a Pussy, my "boobies" are invisible and my "six pack" is hard MAN, I knows I'm a bitch, and no f*****g IAFF gender test is gonna prove udderwise!"

The world is now excitedly awaiting the result of the gender test and her competitors also!

The 18 year old Caster in the interim has been offered $1.000.000,00 for the upcoming advertising campaign starring with hairy hunks, Federer, Henry and Tiger!

The company has forbidden her to shave until shooting begins and promises a blockbuster with erotic photos of her/his crutch with Federer, Henry and Woods licking her lips whilst in a tie break, dribbling in the penalty area and shooting a hole in one in her/his 18th!

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