Detectives investigating alleged cases of historical child abuse at a former children's home in Jersey have now publicly stated no children were murdered there, regardless of masses of burned, crushed bones and milk teeth being discovered buried and...
Jersey - (Sieg Heil! Mess): Jersey's ruling Politburo has issued a statement confirming that no Nazi connections have been found at the notorious WWII tunnel complex leading to the Haut de la Garenne alleged abuse care home. The news was qualified...
London - (Lurid Mess): A Nazi wartime bunker under Buckingham Palace is the latest suspected site in the Haut de la Garenne police probe.
St Helier, Jersey - (Sordid Mess): Police excavating the Haut de la Garenne site have found a series of lime pits at the dormitory end of the former children's home.
Jersey - (Putrid Mess): Forensic archaeologists probing the Haut de la Garenne house of horrors say a suspect drain under a basement 'cattle trough' sink "leads straight to sewers under 10 Drowning Street."...
St Helier, Jersey - (Abominable Mess): Sgt Jim Bergerac of the Jersey Police Service has invited Portuguese police to help stretch out the grisly excavations until the holiday season arrives in the Channel Islands.
Police and forensic scientists digging at the site of the Jersey Horror Home have found, what they believe to be, the bones of infamous 19th-century Australian outlaw Ned Kelly.
St Martin, Jersey - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Jersey's First Minister has mounted a deception campaign on his Fakebook blog entry according to outraged Bergerac fans.
St Martin, Jersey - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): The church has said that gravesites next to the Haut de la Garenne house of horrors are probably just props from the BBC's 1980s hit police series Bergerac 'along with all the 200+ so-called...
St Helier, Jersey - (Third Reich Mess): The Ministry of Defence has sent in a crack team of excavation specialists to the Haut de la Garenne children's home.
St Helier, Jersey - (Colditz Mess): Detectives dismantling Jersey's house of horrors care home have found evidence behind a filthy, ancient china cabinet that former UK Prime Monster Margaret Thatcher's brother was employed as the school'...
Not every complaint against Haut de la Garenne is true - by Sister Breathless Sobriny...
St Helier, Jersey - (Reuterus): Police investigating the Haut de la Garenne child molester scandal say a trap door in the former children's home cellar leads straight to a Colditz-style Nazi era tunnel to the Vatican.
St Helier, Jersey - (Abomination Mess): Police sniffer dogs at the former Haut de la Garenne child molester horror camp were taken violently ill today after being being given an old pair of y-fronts belonging to George W Bush.
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