St Helier, Jersey - (Abomination Mess): Police sniffer dogs at the former Haut de la Garenne child molester horror camp were taken violently ill today after being being given an old pair of y-fronts belonging to George W Bush.
Rusty the trusty Irish bloodhound reacted strongly to a stench in a bricked up cellar where scores of empty Jack Daniels bottles had been found along with manacles, chains, a Vatican passport and other instruments of torture.
Another sniffer dog - nicknamed Fitzie after fearless US special prosecutor in the Valerie Plame outing scandal Patrick Fitzgerald - began foaming rabidly at the mouth when confronted with a newspaper picture of Bush.
It took experienced police dog handlers over an hour to calm down the pair who wouldn't stop growling, snarling and giving the appearance of suffering from canine projectile vomiting syndrome after the ordeal.
"Normally these mutts are tough as old nails," Inspector Sleuthkins said today.
"They've all been immunised against contra-indications to Bush, Cheney, Blair, Ratzinger - all the old cold whore era ratbags.
"But when made to sniff the Bush scent they just went utterly ape-shit.
"I wonder what the excavation team will find under the cellars tomorrow?"
Dick Cheney is white as a sheet.