St Helier, Jersey - (Colditz Mess): Detectives dismantling Jersey's house of horrors care home have found evidence behind a filthy, ancient china cabinet that former UK Prime Monster Margaret Thatcher's brother was employed as the school's janitor.
The decrepit, seedy old rascal now enjoys a grace and favor sinecure as Oxford's emeritus professor of paediatric psychiatry.
His wife is a senior consultant to a Gorgon Brown stink-tank that monitors government policy on official cover-ups.
Today's grim find also links a disgraced UK military unit to the Jersey children's horror home.
Up to twenty former British soldiers, court-martialed for a 1960's Cyprus massacre, are believed to have spent time at the Haut de la Garenne facility training staff in psychological warfare techniques.
Whitehall sources have indicated that Thatcher spent her first five years in orifice stealthily expunging official records linking her to the hellhole now under investigation.
Tony Blair is in Texarse.
