In a crowded pub in Mithering on the Trent, Tracey and Sharon, along with three of their mates, were out for a good night of drinking wine and talking about life when their good time was spoiled by four different men approaching their table. "It h…
Men are always tripping in front off them and grabbing the big boobs to steady themselves so as to not fall - and saying 'sorry'. Short guys come quickly around corners and get smacked in the face by the big bazoomas and sometime complain of eye…
What? A woman Vice President? Women demanding equal rights? With men? Who or what do they think they are? They can't even lift a bale of hay. Fly a 747? Ha! They'd be running us into a fourth-world nation! A joke. Keep them pregnant and in th…
As midterm elections near, the GOP has come up with what they feel will be a winning strategy this November: Mock women all you can, especially women who support abortion rights. On MSNBC, commentator Chris Hayes said misogyny “is a pretty central pa…
A very buxom, blonde female spokesman, said, "Some creatures in the sea are fluorescent, and now TamiJo Products of Knoxville, brings you fluorescent makeup, made from Jellyfish cells. Just glow at night out on the deck, or at your local barbecue pla…
Self-reproducing Life existed for 2-3 billion years before there were Men. Let's call this self-reproducing life, Female, as it was able to reproduce by itself and was not Male and did not need a Male. Then, Nature, the Creative Force, etc, de…
AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - The largest corporation in the entire universe has just announced an astounding cure for the dreaded female period. Chemists for Bezos-Musk Inc., after extensive research studies have discovered a pill, that when ta…
A woman has decided to give up work for the whole of May and sit on her arse drinking Lambritzi and pink gin, we can reveal. Kylie Slackbucket, 31, of Spodbury, decided to take action because, 'Well, it's all just one long Bank Holiday when you th…
The world has taken a step closer to achieving peace today, after the revelation that Kylie Slackbucket of Spodbury added an 'I Stand With Ukraine' frame to her Fakebook profile after five gallons of Lambritzi last night. "I think it's really imp…
The name Fonda has long been synonymous with body confidence, so it should be no surprise to anyone that Bridget Fonda has released her own routine, which has been a hit with women fed up of being judged for the crime of aging and not wearing full ma…
SAN FRANCISCO – (Sports Satire) – The Sports Bet Gazette has announced that the 2022 Women’s Federated Football League will be changing some established rules and will be adding others. League rep, Marsha Mickalicki, 31, said that one rule that is…
KABUL, Afghanistan – (US Satire) – The new president of Afghanistan, Abu Taboo Fashu, is extremely thrilled, and proud that he has finally managed to find a reputable bookkeeper to do the books of the new Taliban government. The official Aghani ne…
As people across the country are starting their new year diets, one woman has found a hilarious and original way to eat chocolate and stick to her diet by posting on Fakebook 'Look everyone, having my five a day, LOL' accompanied by a photo of a half…
A woman held a cardboard sign reading:WHY DO OLD WHITE MEN GET TO DECIDE? DECIDE what? The woman was protesting women's health rights in front of the US Supreme Court, questioning why men decide. The white men were the white male members o…
Men claimed they were the superior sex since Adam blamed Eve for tempting him with the apple. God, the landlord of the universe, also a guy (and guys stick together like ink on newsprint) bought it. So women were designated as the weaker sex. Som…
A man who might be best described as 'a bit gullible', has revealed how he was persuaded by the vendor in a shoe shop to buy a pair of yellow shoes which, said the vendor, would be an instant hit with females, and would make him a 'lady magnet'. M…
How does one explain the LA Clippers, arguably the league’s most talented team, implosion in their series with the Denver Nuggets? The Clippers somehow managed to lose three straight games after taking a 3-1 lead in the best of seven series. The fina…
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