The very popular TV game show "Wheel of Fortune," which is filmed at the Burbank Studios in California, has just fired their long time game show host Pat Sajak. Tabloid Today reporter Papaya Bamboo was the first to report the firing. She noted tha…
LaLaLand Daily reporter Willow Tulsa has just broken the story that the quintessential Wild West actor, Sam Elliott, has begun filming on his new TV cable show, "The Yippee-Ki-Yay Ranch." In the Old West show, which is being hailed as a comedy-dra…
TV Clickerworld reports the success of the outlandish new Paramount Network Wild West extravaganza, "The Bank Bandits: Gold Rush To The Head," sending viewers into a frenzy of wild west hysteria! Prepare to be transported to the 1881 Dakota 'Badla…
For anyone on this planet who has never seen an episode of Murder, She Wrote let me quickly fill you in. The show is essentially a crime drama but without all the rape and torture. The story's protagonist is Jessica Fletcher, a murder mystery/c…
Don’t judge me I sat down to watch some television Wondering what was on tonight I scrolled right through the channels It was a sorry sight It was competition-based reality shows Where judges eliminate you Where three of them are nice as p…
Miserable man about town Brian Asshat has posted on his blog that he doesn't really see what the fuss is about with the ending of Endeavour as he has never watched Inspector Morse. 'I know that is has given many millions a lot of pleasure over the…
Kellyanne Conway is getting a divorce! Yay, now she’s available for the rest of us! But the chances of her hooking up with anyone is slim to nil (unless Trump makes her one of his concubines), so Kellyanne doesn’t have a lot of chance at romance.
Ratings for the latest CPAC show are in, and it’s not good. There were so few people at the CPAC meeting, and even fewer watching it, that Fox has decided to cancel it. They’re brainstorming ideas of other TV shows to replace CPAC, like “The Jesu…
TV producers think that most of the public would like to see some royals come out sing, dance or tell jokes (and make a general fool out of themselves.) (In addition to the current royals doing it for free). But - in developing the show - the…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Bedroom Pillow Talk has just revealed why the most popular TV soap opera in the nation has decided to change its name. The show "As The World Turns," has been on the air for 54¼ years, and in its time it has seen 94…
A Fox News disgraced reporter who got fired for developing a conscience has reported to the Alaska Church Bulletin, that: “Because the Republicans and their stacked Supreme Court overturned the abortion law, they need to counter all the negative D…
Although a lot is probably happening in Emmerdale at the moment, couple Gary and Lorraine Johnson seem to be spending more time thinking about an extra who has been seen in the Woolpack and in the cafe more than they have thought about the latest lon…
Although all of their friends, and quite a few of their enemies have told happy couple Lorraine and Gary Johnson to watch Happy Valley, they are not really that sad that they haven't. 'Yes' said Lorraine 'A few people have told us that we really s…
Middle-aged couple Lorraine and Gary Johnson are excited about the start of another series of detective dramas. 'Yes, we watched it last week and were disappointed to see that it was the last episode of series 10' said Gary. 'But series 11 star…
The television was bleeding again. It made great entertainment, but had to vie for supremacy of cop shows and reality shows where people are assholes to other people – and maybe some of them even get beaten up! This was at 5pm and I was having reheat…
Joe Rogaine has decided to step away temporarily from his awesome kickass podcast where he smokes cigars and interviews scum to head back to the game show circuit. Joe Rogaine’s “Gauntlet of Death” is coming soon to Netflix. This might seem lik…
Brain dead Television viewer Inbred Mind a sewer A lotta bread Buys high class chewers Plug me in Call me pretty I think I win When life is shitty Always grin In the bleeding city Television is a piece of shit All I want is a good hi…
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