Kellyanne Conway is getting a divorce! Yay, now she’s available for the rest of us!
But the chances of her hooking up with anyone is slim to nil (unless Trump makes her one of his concubines), so Kellyanne doesn’t have a lot of chance at romance.
So instead she’s going to be the hostess for a new dating show called “A Match Made in Hell”, where people from opposing political viewpoints will go on a date and argue and maybe fuck and then argue some more until the date implodes and the couple swear to hate each other forever and find the nearest lawyer.
The show’s main sponsors will, of course, be various legal firms.
Will the show last, or will it too much resemble real life and make Kellyanne furious or sad or both? Another sponsor for the show will be various pharmaceutical companies advertising their various pills to make your ups feel like downs and your downs feel suicidal.
Drugs make TV better. Watch Kellyanne implode … this summer on Fox!
