Once upon a time, there was a pretty girl named George... George Santos is now doing Bible readings in prison, but dressed in full drag cosmetics, flowing robes, and with a helluva lotta flair. George finally got busted for being a FUCKING LIAR…
George Santos has opened his own BBQ beef burger restaurant, and he’s hoping it grows into a chain that crisscrosses America, so that “Everybody Can Git A Taste of George!” But the story just gets juicier. Ace crack reporter, Ace Crackington, went…
George Santos is the biggest new star in the House of Representatives, but he’s not stopping there. The Congressman is set to star on his own reality competition show, “The George Santos Drag Race.” The show, now airing on MTV, enlists some of t…
Republicans are asleep at the wheel—again. It isn’t polite to call a group or any individual stupid, so it’s best to suggest they are asleep at the wheel. Okay? Okay. It seems now that Republicans have the majority in the House of Representatives…
Rudy Giuliani and George Santos have finally come out of the closet! They love dressing up as women and say they’re never going back to “playing male”. “I love these colors on me! Am I an Autumn?” Rudy wondered out loud while George was adjusting…
Georgina Santos is no longer welcome on that side of the aisle. He/She went to a party and dressed as a woman, maybe even did kid’s parties and runway shows, and the GOP are not amused. “He’s one of them!” an anonymous senator said. “A groomer! Th…
George Santos newly elected gay Conservative Republican (yes, there are such people) - from New York say he learned everything from watching Trump his Idol. Like Trump - Santos claims - he only embellished a few details to get elected. Unlik…
An American preschool. The teacher asked Suzi Q to bring in something from the news to discuss in class. She brought the picture you see above. And then Suzi stood in front of the class and did her report. “This is a man named George. He voted…
I never trust anybody named George. George Washington was a terrorist insurgent with wooden teeth and an axe behind his back, ready and waiting to kill, kill, KILL! George HW Bush started the First Gulf War to make himself not look like a wimp,…
After fifteen rounds, Kevin McCarthy was elected House Speaker. And he couldn’t be more elated. “McCarthyism is back,” he yelled to Republican supporters in the House. “In deference to the late Barbara Walters, let’s face it, she’d say I’m House W…
US House of Representatives elect, George Santos, spoke to members of the press about allegations that he had exaggerated aspects of his life. The GOP politician revealed that he had used an online resume builder called E-rez, and had simply uploa…
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