Rudy Giuliani and George Santos have finally come out of the closet! They love dressing up as women and say they’re never going back to “playing male”.
“I love these colors on me! Am I an Autumn?” Rudy wondered out loud while George was adjusting a strap on his back.
“Hold still, Rudy, do you wanna get on the show or not?”
George was wearing a lovely LuLu Chu evening gown and stiletto heels by Sven of Grozny, with a puce boa wrapped around his slender neck and sticking to his orange lipstick.
Rudy was wearing a blue glitter gown by Emile Bung with open-toed flats, since walking in heels isn’t covered by his life insurance.
The show they were referring to was the Ru Paul Drag Race Show, the hot go-to show with all the style, and Rudy and George have been dying to get on it.
“I hope my association with Trump doesn’t disqualify me,” Rudy whined.
“I hope all my lies to get a good government job don’t get my sweet flabby ass kicked to the curb!” wept George. “And I’ll do anything – ANYTHING – to be important and powerful.”
“Preaching to the choir, honey bunny,” Rudy said as the two trotted off, twisting their heels, holding onto one another desperately so they didn’t fall flat on their faces.
Which they’ve both done before … as men.
