Georgina LOVES her New Groomer Pumps!

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Saturday, 28 January 2023

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Come Out, Come Out, and Stop Lying, Georgina

Georgina Santos is no longer welcome on that side of the aisle. He/She went to a party and dressed as a woman, maybe even did kid’s parties and runway shows, and the GOP are not amused.

“He’s one of them!” an anonymous senator said. “A groomer! The rules apply to our side too, don’t they? Especially when one of our acts like one of theirs? I … I just don’t understand the world no more …”

George said he loved the feel of black silk stocking on his freshly-shaven legs … but it was all just a Halloween party or a dance or something, George can’t exactly recall, but then again, his memory for the “facts” of his life haven’t been too good lately … or for his entire life.

Will he be dressing up again?

“Mmmm, well I did see this gorgeous pair of blue sparkle pumps at Macy’s the other day – that are just to DIE for!”

He was quickly silenced by the above-mentioned anonymous senator, and possibly bludgeoned into silence in a back room.

Interview abruptly over.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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