An American preschool.
The teacher asked Suzi Q to bring in something from the news to discuss in class. She brought the picture you see above. And then Suzi stood in front of the class and did her report.
“This is a man named George. He voted to make another man the Speaker man in a house. His right hand is raised to vote and his left hand stays low but raised a bit so the cameras could see. That’s what my daddy said George’s hands were doing. And my daddy also said that George’s left hand had fingers that made a circle. And daddy said this was a white power sign to other white power people that George was white power too.”
“Oh my, Suzi, isn’t that interesting?” said the teacher, Mrs. Aryan, who then made the same sign with her fingers and mumbled “White power” to the other white children but not to the children who are not white.
Suzi continued, “And my daddy said that whoever said America is not a racist nation is full of crap – but my daddy didn’t say crap, he said the other thing which I’m not a-supposed to say or I’ll get a spanking. And then daddy said if America wasn’t racist then why do people in the gubberment openly make white power signs to signal to other white power people? Daddy says America is deeply rapist – or a word like that – and it always has been and always will be so whenever a white person especially in the government says we should all do or say something, then we should tell them to go to heck – but daddy didn’t say heck – and ignore them, and that the January Sicks Resurrection was a bunch of white power people who climbed the white buildings in Washerton Deecey to get inside ‘cuz they don’t like sharing America with brown and black people, which proves even more that daddy is right. Daddy is always right, but mommy says no. The end.”
The teacher, of course, gave Suzi an F on her report and told her to sit in the corner and think about how she and her daddy disrespected the hard work of white people who made America what it is today, and that Donald Trump was a wonderful president because he made white power people feel like they could take back “their” country from the black people – but Mrs. Aryan didn’t say “black people”.
The end.
