In a move that may backfire like the Bud-Light commercial, the Woke Dodgers re-invited the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence to their Gay Pride celebration on June 16. After initially sending them down to the minors for rehab, the Dodgers responded…
Religious News: A scientist named Alberto Winestein proclaimed to the world that religion on earth is a fabrication of the human mind. "I challenge any religion to call on their prophet's or God's to come down from heaven to speak to me in front o…
Cross-dressing clergy put on a fashion show in Vatican City, and the world took notice! Father Diddler was wearing his cleric robe and collar, and sported a thigh-high garter belt, which he slingshotted to the crowd of bumping and grinding priests…
The Pope was arrested late last night and quickly flown to The Hague, where his trial was ready and raring to go. What’s the charge? Crimes against humanity … for the past 2000 years! Holy fuck! The Pontiff has plead not guilty by reason of…
Catholics the world over are excited by Pope Francis’ new and improved way for his minions to eat their god. Usually, the priest would stick a piece of hard … something (they called it a wafer or a cracker, but who knows with those people, all lie…
Pope Francis needs to know how much all Catholics love Jesus. What will they do to sacrifice for Him, as He has sacrificed for them? Would you do anything your Lord and Messiah says? Or shall ye have doubts? Francis (‘Frank” to his friends) has c…
There is an Art and Design article announcing the 2023 hot calendar of sexy young Catholic priests. Mainly Roman priests but also some handsome Spanish religious Poster Boys. Religious eye Candy for you devout Catholic girls and Women. It's…
The COVID crisis, combined with the proliferation of high speed internet connections, has resulted in large numbers of school children learning remotely, rather than attending class in person. This development has proven especially problematic f…
I went to confession last Sunday, despite not being Catholic. I had a few questions. “How long since your last confession, my son?” “Your what? Daddy? At long last? Mama and I have been looking for you everywhere! You became a priest? Was mama…
MOSCOW, Russia - (Satire News) - Russia's vile, vulgar, creep leader is getting weirder by the hour. The Kremlin Voice reported that Vladimir Nikita Putin, has stated that he wants all Catholic priests and nums to leave Russia within 24 hours.
All mammals on Earth that have sex and get sexual pleasure from it - from giant elephant and whale orgasms to tiny mouse-squeak ones Using statistics, scientists have broken the information on orgasms down into easy increments for us lesser beings…
Who could have known ahead of time that Roman Catholic Supreme Court Justices are against Abortion? They all apparently lied when being confirmed to the Supreme Court doing a lesser sin, for a Greater Good...Lying for God...? Did Tucker of Fox…
THE VATICAN - (Satire News) - Pope Francisco has just issued a sexual order which gives him the authority to mandate intimate matters to the world's Catholics. The mandate states that due to several (unnamed) reasons, the high pope has ruled that…
THE VATICAN – (Satire News) – The Vatican Voice has just reported that Pope Francis has just issued a sexual mandate to all adult Catholics of the world. He has said that due to so much sexualized pandemical stuff going around he is mandating that…
BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – The New York Sun-Observer has just broken the story regarding the latest scandal in the Catholic church. It appears that a disgruntled Donald Trump baser was so mad at the Catholic church that she went into the “Our Sist…
THE VATICAN – (Satire News) – The highly respected Catholic publication, The Vatican Voice, has just reported that never in the history of mankind, has there been an individual who deserves to Go To Hell more than one Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump.
What’s the point of making films? What’s the point of writing film scripts? What’s the point of employing actors? Perhaps not much if people can't learn something life-giving from films. There’s no point in making films about World War ll, explain…
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