RMT boss Mick Lynch was last night crowned the new ten pin bowling champion of the United Kingdom after producing a record thirteen strikes in a row for a score of 330. Surrey native Geoff Saunders, Lynch’s opponent in the final, only managed a score…
Welcome bowling fans, if you’re just joining us, the angels of Jehovah are doing quite well, but Jehovah himself is not. The Archangel Michael is leading at 201 points of a possible 300, with Gabriel coming up strong in second place with 189 point…
LONDON - (Satire News) - The BBC recently reported that the late queen, was actually a bowling enthusiast and participant. BBC reporter Oceana Figgly interviewed her majesty, nine months ago, and learned that her grandmother first taught her how t…
ROTTEN PEACHES, Georgia - (Sports Satire) - Georgia gynecologist Gerald Licklidge, 76, made bowling history when he bowled a perfect 300 game while blindfolded. "Licky" who has previously bowled two 300 games before (without a blindfold) said that…
POUGHKEEPSIE, New York - (Satire News) - In what Tittle Tattle Tonight is calling the story of the year, a tiny Chihuahua dog, named "Chiquito" has just made world wide news, in the wide, wide world of news. The 2¼ pound doggy was recently taken…
BALTIMORE – (Sports Satire) – Back in September of 2021, Lila P. Festivus, bowled a perfect 300 game using a standard bowling ball. Well now the 27-year-old sexy brunette has bowled another perfect 300 game, but this time using a standard regulati…
BALTIMORE – (Sports Satire) – A 27-year-old female bowler in Baltimore has just bowled what is perhaps the most amazing bowling game in the history of the 10-pin sport. Sportsapalooza reporter Pia Confetti, reported that Lila P. Festivus, who is a…
MANHATTAN – (Satire News) – The Alpha Beta News Agency reports that a 32-year-old Central Park security guard was attacked by a homeless man yielding a Dick Weber Commemorative bowling ball. Rudyard P. Festoon, says that he was sitting on a park b…
CHICAGO - PBA spokesperson Millard P. Waterbank has just informed the members of the association about the new bowling policy that will go into effect immediately. Waterbank stated that, in the interest of not spreading the COVFEFE-45 Flu, all mem...
Reno, NV. - One minute Justin Fardner was about to leave work. The next he was pulling a buzzing UFO from a dangerous apparatus used to reset bowling pins. Fardner, a 69-year-old part-time employee and retired Braille translator, had just ended h...
The Olympic Village, Russia - If you have the feeling that the 2014 Olympic Games are a little short on activities, give yourself a medal. Five brand-new sports created for Sochi's big show were shot down without getting as much as a singe from the O...
CHUGWATER, WYOMING - Twin brothers, Buck and Chuck Clapsaddle, 36, have announced their award winning, multimillion dollar business, ObamaBowlaRama, a bowling alley with a political twist, will be offered for nationwide and possibly international f...
The full moon of March 19th, being touted as the 'supermoon' due to its increased size and brightness is having an effect on the bowling scores of millions of bowlers across America. Once average and sub-average bowlers are now scoring above 250 and...
Normally known as team captain for the Canadian National Curling Team, and last year's winner of the Labatt Brier, Lenny Hookman scored a perfect 300 game in a regional Ontario Tenpin Federation tournament. Shocking fans and critics alike, Hookman...
Officials huddled behind closed doors over the weekend to discuss the economic impact of the latest Tiger Woods decision to 'pull out' and 'lay up' in order to let the furor of his sexual romps cool down. The first casualty appears to be the highl...
Barack Obama on Jay Leno compared his retarded bowling score of 129 to the special olympics. In fact Special Olympian, and African American Kolan McConiughey has thrown three perfect games and averages 269 pins per game. Kolan has called out the...
23 year old retard Clarence Dippyshit from Alabama, has expressed dismay at remarks made by "champion of the people" President Barack Obama. "I voted for him and then he stabs us all in the back!" Said Dippyshit, who falls into the retard category...
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