"Chiquito" The Unbelievably Amazing Bowling Chihuahua Bowls a 103

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 25 May 2022

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"Chiquito" will soon be appearing in commercials for Kibbles 'n Bits, Walmart, and KFC.

POUGHKEEPSIE, New York - (Satire News) - In what Tittle Tattle Tonight is calling the story of the year, a tiny Chihuahua dog, named "Chiquito" has just made world wide news, in the wide, wide world of news.

The 2¼ pound doggy was recently taken to a bowling alley in Poughkeepsie by his owners Bing and Gitty Furstenmesiter.

The couple informed T3 writer Pico de Gallo, that they have been married for 37 years, and Gitty said that this was the very first time that they had taken "Chiquito" with them to the Pins & Needles Bowling Lanes.

Bing pointed out that several years ago they did take their pet Dalmatian "Spotty" to the bowling alley, and they did try to get him to bowl, but all "Spotty" did was shoot them a look as if to say, "No thanks y'all, I'm good."

Gitty did reveal that "Spotty" did pick up his leg and he peed on the chartreuse bowling ball.

The couple pointed out that when they put "Chiquito" up to the line, he immediately shoved the bowling ball with his right paw down the lane, and he ended up knocking down three of the pins.

On his subsequent toss he knocked down six pins, and by the end of the game, little "Chiquito" had bowled an astounding 103.

SIDENOTE: Miss Confetti commented that Bing rolled a 137, Gitty rolled a 92, and "Chiquito" rolled a 103.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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