Many of America's well respected sports writers, such as Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gazette, Dottie Bazooka with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily, Buckaroo Kazoo with The Turnstile Review, and Pia Confetti with Sportsapalooza all agree that the…
In an astonishing turn of events, all the major MLB sportswriters in America have unanimously declared Ferris Papaya, a 12-year-old from Louisiana, as the most sensational Little League hitter since the dawn of time itself—well, at least the past 84…
The Sports Bet Gazette is reporting that MLB Commissioner Rob "The Man" Manfred is sick and tired of having to pay millions of dollars to remove nasty, vulgar, sickening tobacco juice stains from the floors of MLB dugouts. Manfred has issued a pro…
In a stunning upset, the underdog Swamp State Crocodiles triumphed over the formidable Ohio State Buckeyes baseball team, as reported by Sportsapalooza journalist Pia Confetti. Confetti highlighted the extraordinary performance of 18-year-old fres…
Flushing, NY – As the 2023 MLB season hits full swing, numerous contributors have started and added to several subreddits claiming that the beloved Mr Met, the eponymous mascot for the New York Mets, is in fact a raging, drunken bigot. The out-of-…
HOUSTON - (Sports Spoof) - Sportsapalooza writer Pia Confetti says that a phenomenal 16-year-old freshman pitcher from Texas has just been signed by the world champion Houston Astros. Elroy "The Laser" Farragut, who pitches for The Sandy Koufax Hi…
SHREVEPORT, Louisiana - (Satire News) - Sports Buzz writer Jenny Jo Viper has just revealed that a 12-year-old little leaguer from Shreveport has hit a 300-foot homerun to lead his Astros little league team to a 13-4 victory against the Yankees litt…
HOUSTON - (Sports Satire) - The Houston Astros organization reports that a female catcher, who stands 6-foot-6-inches tall and who weighs 286, has been given a tryout with the world champion Houston Astros. The catcher was born and bred in Tampico…
SAN ANTONIO, Texas - (Sports Satire) - Zorro La Bamba, a writer with the Sports Bet Gazette reports that a 16-year-old freshman pitcher who attends San Antonio's Sandy Koufax High School has a damn fastball that has been clocked at 107 mph. The fr…
In deference to Major League Baseball’s effort to speed up extra-inning games and reduce the risk of injury to its athletes by instituting the so-called ghost runner rule, the National Football League has initiated a rules change permanently installi…
The Israelis have embraced baseball! Or they’re trying … they’re really trying … Acclaimed American coach, Wally Whackamole, has been flown to the Holy Land (if that’s not irony at its finest) to teach the fine art of the Wrigley Field diamond.
ALVIN, Texas - (Sports Satire) - The Sport's Mirror has just broken the story that Hall of Fame super star pitcher Nolan Ryan has just gotten into the fast food business. SM writer Tortilla Torres, said that the pitcher who holds over 400 pitching…
HOUSTON - (Sports Satire) - Even with losing super star Carlos Correa to the Minnesota Twins, the high-flying Astros are still dominating the entire MLB. Sports writers from all over the nation, including Sports Bet Gazette scribe Zorro La Bamba a…
CHICAGO - (Sports Satire) - A veteran MLB umpire has received an 8-day suspension from baseball commissioner Rob "The Man" Manfred. According to The Sports Bet Gazette, umpire Tony "Strike! Azalea received the suspension for his illegal gesture, w…
NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - After taking a cue from the Japan Baseball League, MLB Commissioner Rob "The Man" Manfred said that effective with the 2023 baseball season all MLB games will be played using green fluorescent baseballs. Commissio…
NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - The New York Yankees, aka The Bronx Bombers are totally dominating the American League East, as well as all of baseball. They currently have the best record in all of MLB baseball with a won-loss record of 62-28.
BAKERSFIELD, California - (Sports Satire) - The Turnstile Review reports that the Bakersfield Bakers stomped the Duluth Doodlebugs 19-1. The Bakers, who are coached by former MLB superstar, Mario Miguel Tostitios, are one of the best hitting teams…
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