The New York Yankees Are Tearing Up Major League Baseball Big Time!

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 17 July 2022

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When Yankee Stadium was bulit it was named Yankee Bodega.

NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - The New York Yankees, aka The Bronx Bombers are totally dominating the American League East, as well as all of baseball. They currently have the best record in all of MLB baseball with a won-loss record of 62-28.

The manager of the Yanks Aaron Boone says his team is playing like a well-oiled machine, in fact off-the-field distractions are the only negative aspects of the Yankees fantastic season.

The distractions include the sunflower seed scandal, the illegal New York Yankees jock strap incident, and utility infielder Bucko Duwalt's counterfeiting $100 bill charges.

Duwalt said that the allegations are false, as he has no earthly idea who the hell's face is on a $100 bill.

When told by starting pitcher Yoendrys Gomez that Benjamin Franklin is on a $100 bill, Bucko shrugged his shoulders and said that he didn't know.

Bucko then asked Gomez whose face is on a $100. Gomez, who is from Beaver Belly, Mississippi, replied that he thought it was either General George Armstrong Custer or Lewis and Clark Shoshoni squaw guide Sacajawea.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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