WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Well the man who thought he could say and do any fucking thing he wanted is now depressed and so sad that he is eating up a storm. BuzzFuzz writer Taffeta Kixx, reports that Alex "The Tub of Lard" Jones has gaine…
Alex Jones has said that even if he goes to prison, he’ll keep doing his Info Wars show from inside the Big House. “People need the truth no matter what” someone who looked like Jones said. “Even if there’s a jailhouse riot or Jones is getting bug…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Alex Jones, the man, who has almost told as many lies as his the Orange Douche Bag hero (Donald Trump) denies that he is a member of the Communist Party's Red Americans For The Communist Bear. Jones who is 48, but m…
NEW YORK CITY - (US Satire) - Well finally, all of America can now rest, as the punk, who has become the biggest, stress-filled, hate-spewing bastard in America has been taken into custody. Alex Betty Jones, administrator of Info Wars, and a fella…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - One of the meanest, nastiest, most vulgar pieces of bovine shit to come down the pike in a very long time is none other than Alex "Lexie" Jones. "Crazy Fuck Face" Jones recently told Fox News host Greg "The Rodent"…
NEW YORK CITY - Alex Betty Jones, the male man who is getting very damn close to replacing Donald Trump as the most hated male in America, keeps on spewing his hate-filled, angry, baseless rhetoric. His latest unfounded rambling is that he believe…
NEW YORK CITY - (US Satire) - The person who is considered to be the most bitter, hate-spewing, low-life asshole to come down the pike since you-know-who (Trump) has really and truly lost what few marbles he had. Alex Betty Jones, of Info Wars, is…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The Philadelphia Liberty Ledger has just reported that after five years, the Trumpturd has been replaced as the craziest, wackiest, most out-of-control asshole in America. The Philly paper adds that as unbelievab…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The turdhead behind Info Wars, Alex Bonnie Jones, is now crawfishing better than the best back-pedaling crawfish in history. The certified human asshole who can spew more fucking lies in just two minutes than eve…
The judge for the Sandy Hook defamation trial against Jones has told the podcast slimeball shithead host that he must tell the truth. He lied twice that morning, which is against the oath when taking the stand. Is that not contempt? Can it be? Th…
HUTTO, Texas - (Satire News) - The alt-right extremist who believes that Democrats came from Mars, keeps showing exactly how much of a fucking, fucked up racist asshole he is every time he opens his douche bag mouth and spews forth his nasty, vulgar,…
Fake News FAKE NEWS media, which makes up stories and "sources," is far more effective than the discredited Democrats - but they are fading fast! Donald J. Trump via Twitter Available on Amazon This is how I figured it happened. Crooked Hillary...
Austin, Texas - Alex Jones, controversial conspiracy theorist, alt-right radio host and internet personality, has been nominated by the Trump administration to a federal judgeship for the U.S. Fourth District Court of Appeals. "I am a longtime fol...
Earlier today, president-elect Trump announced a top cabinet position for honest reporter and all around awesome guy Alex Jones. You may or may not know, Jones is host to America's number one conspiracy/news/scream rant shows on some radios. He b...
Alex Jones, purveyor of crackpot conspiracy theories, is now saying that Melania Trump's RNC convention speech is proof that the Obama's have access to Hillary and Bill Clinton's time machine. Wait--what the hell? Yes, Alex Jones is pushing the...
Since it was announced that Cornish people, and Cornwall itself will be granted minority status under European rules, flocks of British celebrities have announced that they'll be taking the opportunity to 'emigrate' to Cornwall. Richard and Judy, who...
Unprecedented security measures at this week's Bilderbog bash near Watford have failed to stop US radio host Alex Jones from finding a way in. Mr Jones, though eventually caught and promptly thrown out managed to spend nearly hours inside the grou...
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