WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The Philadelphia Liberty Ledger has just reported that after five years, the Trumpturd has been replaced as the craziest, wackiest, most out-of-control asshole in America.
The Philly paper adds that as unbelievable as it seems, Alex Betty Jones, the owner of Info Wars is now the most evil, hate-spewing, racist son-of-a-bitch in all of the 50 states.
Old Bullfrog Jones is so mean that damn skunks run from the anti-American bastard.
Jones is so damn, fucking ugly that he makes old "Horse Face" Ann Coulter look like she could be Taylor Swift's twin.
Meanwhile, "Fat Boy" Jones knows that he is going to get hit with the biggest lawsuit settlement anyone has ever seen, and when he ends up paying the tons and tons of money, the racist, conspirator bitch won't have enough money to buy a fucking gumball.