HUTTO, Texas - (Satire News) - The alt-right extremist who believes that Democrats came from Mars, keeps showing exactly how much of a fucking, fucked up racist asshole he is every time he opens his douche bag mouth and spews forth his nasty, vulgar, vile machinations.
Alexander Betty Jones, who is the host of "Info Assoatoxic Wars" was recently having a plate of cornbread and woodchuck balls at a BBQ restaurant when he got into it with a table of young college students from the University of Texas.
The very beautiful looking blonde Longhorn cheerleader, who was identified as Staci Nordic, 22, threw her bowl of chicken soup at the piece of chupacabra shit.
Miss Nordic, who looks like a young Britney Spears, told the far right radio host, Alex Betty that he is about as ugly as a used tampon, and she added that his beer belly looks like the asshole is 8 months pregnant.
Jones told the female student that her tits were lopsided, to which she responded by saying that his dick looks like a penis one would find on a baby hummingbird.
Crazy-as-shit Jones threatened the table of college students with a black Sharpie pen, at which time the manager got into the fray, and he proceeded to pepper spray Jones, the raspy voiced eunuch, as two of his biggest restaurant employees tossed the Republican hate monger out on the parking lot. ■
