Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 5 August 2018

Top of the World! Whooeee! This is a great jump-up-and-down-now couch! Things are going so good - my new movie's #1, and I've got a new penthouse in the city where I'm rightfully worshiped like a demi-god.

Best of all, I have the pull to get the cover on People Magazine on the week my new movie's open, and all my demands are being met! No one asked me about Scamatology or why I haven't seen my youngest daughter whats-her-name for years! That shows I got the stuff!! Are you getting all this, Sea Org slave, whatever your name is?