Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary

Friday, 23 August 2019

Oh man, I think I've lucked out on that Suri thing. Nobody seems to notice or mention that I ditched my baby daughter as soon as her traitor mom got custody of her. If I can't have that child brainwashed with Scamatology like my other two kids, what fun is that?


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