Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 16 September 2018

Well I'm finally going to move into my new Florida pad right by the Scamatology org where I'm the King. I'm thinking of adding a throne room to the new pad. I also have that new cone of silence I can use if I want to get out and walk around by the little people and not have to hear their foolish prattle. It's good to have Scamatology serfs to keep away the little people. It's good to be King!