Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 7 September 2017

Oh man, these body thetans are killing me! Now they have screwed up my leg. I'm going to have to spend the next 4 months auditing these little critters to get better.
I wonder why my Scamatology super-powers don't protect me more?
Why do people keep asking about my daughter Suri. They don't realize how suppressive that kid is! Probably why the body thetans were able to gang up on me was because of her suppressive influences!