Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary
Saturday, 2 September 2017
Zowie! My new place is going to be awesome! Up high in the Clearwater sky! I can't wait until they get it done! I'll be so close to my Scientology minions! They love me, don't talk to me unless I speak to them, and understand that I am a HUGELY BIGLY PERSON! Even though 3 out of my last 4 movies tanked, I've still got it!
What? What daughter? I have a teenage daughter? Let me call up my auditor.
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