Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 20 October 2016

Golly, I am going to be zeroing in on President of the U.S. FOR REAL in just four years. I know whoever wins this election could never be as awesome as ME, Maverick, Jack Reacher, TC!

So when I release a few more billion dollar movies and pay a little more to up my status in Scamatology, I'll be ready to conquer the USA!

I am so awesome!!!