Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary
Thursday, 20 October 2016
Golly, I am going to be zeroing in on President of the U.S. FOR REAL in just four years. I know whoever wins this election could never be as awesome as ME, Maverick, Jack Reacher, TC!
So when I release a few more billion dollar movies and pay a little more to up my status in Scamatology, I'll be ready to conquer the USA!
I am so awesome!!!