Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 4 July 2018

Gosh, no one's told me how awesome I am for over an hour. I wonder what's going on! Think I'll head down to the org and see what's happening and let the little people ooh and ahh. I really owe it to them, being the No. 2 man in the religion. I wonder if Davey would let me come up with a pledge that Scios could say to me?