Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary

Monday, 26 June 2017

Man, I wish people would lay off me and realize I'm right up there with the leaders of the COOLEST RELIGION EVER!! It's too bad that Suri was born a Suppressive. Man, I really dodged a bullet there! Ha Ha!

The phone's ringing-oh! It's Mr. Miscavige! He is just so dreamy!