Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary

Friday, 15 February 2019

People are still bugging me about my daughter Jury, or Curry, or whatever her name is. Wait, Suri! That's it.

Anyways, I see whats-her-name all the time using my special Scamatology powers.

If wog non-believers weren't so ignorant, they would realize I just externalize and go visit her, wherever she is.

That is, I could if I ever wanted to...


Tom x

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