Tom Cruise - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Tom Cruise. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Tom Cruise would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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September 2017

Thursday 07 September 2017

Oh man, these body thetans are killing me! Now they have screwed up my leg. I'm going to have to spend the next 4 months auditing these little critter...

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Saturday 02 September 2017

Zowie! My new place is going to be awesome! Up high in the Clearwater sky! I can't wait until they get it done! I'll be so close to my Scientology min...

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June 2017

Monday 26 June 2017

Man, I wish people would lay off me and realize I'm right up there with the leaders of the COOLEST RELIGION EVER!! It's too bad that Suri was born a S...

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