Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 26 January 2019

Wow, crazy things happening in the world! It won't be long until everyone will want Scamatology for some order in their lives. And I'll be able to watch them all from here, in my Fortress of Solitude, high above the Mecca of Scamatology, Clearlymental, Florida. I shall be here, watching them like a Big Being, a god!