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Funny story: Cheney's True Southern Strategy Revealed

Cheney's True Southern Strategy Revealed

Dateline . . . . late June 2004...
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Funny story: Michael Moore Offers Un-biased Opinion of Bush

Michael Moore Offers Un-biased Opinion of Bush

Michael Moore, producer of the new movie, "Fahrenheit 9-11," which portrays G.W. Bush as less than presidentially adept, was prompted by reporters, "Mr. Moore, do you believe that your movie will have an influence on the 2004 national...
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Funny story: Cheney Admits Lying to the American Public, Maybe

Cheney Admits Lying to the American Public, Maybe

June 17, 2004 - In light of the recent Senate Intelligence Committee's findings that there was no connection between Al Quaeda's 9-11 strike and Saddam Hussein, Vice-president, Dick Cheney, admitted today to a news reporter,...
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Funny story: Bush Administration to Require New IQ Testing of Top Officials But With Major Exceptions

Bush Administration to Require New IQ Testing of Top Officials But With Major Exceptions

In the face of continued crumbling support for the Cheney-Bush 2004 ticket, George W announced today that all federal employees take and pass a new IQ test to assure their mental competency for the job. When asked what, in essence, is the new test,...
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Funny story: Bush Commission's Probe to Mars to Look for WMD

Bush Commission's Probe to Mars to Look for WMD

American President, George W. Bush, - determined to find at least one weapon of mass destruction having anything to do with Iraq, recently commissioned NASA to "fly to Mars to unearth any weapons of mass destruction there!", contending that...
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Funny story: Bush Eats Duck Soup in France

Bush Eats Duck Soup in France

At a French cafe just outside of Paris, President George W. Bush, who had ordered a meal of "steak and potatoes, Texas-style," was instead served a bowl of duck soup by the French waiter. When Bush questioned the waiter, Frenchy La French,...
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Funny story: Rumsfeld Spotted in a Very Strange Position in His Office

Rumsfeld Spotted in a Very Strange Position in His Office

June 2004: Secretary of spirited Dee-fense, Donald Rumsfeld, was found yesterday afternoon in his office with his ***head up his ass.*** When confronted, he pulled it out, replying, "I was looking for some answers to throw to the Senate Intell...
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Funny story: Bush Offers His Real 5-point Plan for Victory in Iraq!

Bush Offers His Real 5-point Plan for Victory in Iraq!

5-24-04: In a pivotal, if not desperate attempt to shore up his rapidly crumbling base of support for re-election, President Bush stunned the American public today by proclaiming a new **detailed** "Five Point Plan" for "Victory in I...
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Funny story: Gay-Lesbian Alliance Angrily Condemns New Olympic Committee Rules Approving Transsexual Athletes

Gay-Lesbian Alliance Angrily Condemns New Olympic Committee Rules Approving Transsexual Athletes

5-18-04 - In the wake of the International Olympic Committee's recent approval of transsexuals being permitted to participate in the Olympics this August in Athens, the American Gay & Lesbian Alliance has "come out" strongly against suc...
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Funny story: Animal Rights Activists Hail Massachussetts' Rule on Fornification with Sheep!

Animal Rights Activists Hail Massachussetts' Rule on Fornification with Sheep!

Yesterday the Massachussetts' Legislature, "feeling nifty" after allowing gay marriage in their state, was praised by the National Association of Animal Rights Sexual Activisits for passing a law permitting the union of gay men with she...
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Funny story: Bush Actually Shoots Himself in the Foot at Rally for Rumsfeld!

Bush Actually Shoots Himself in the Foot at Rally for Rumsfeld!

Yesterday afternoon in Forth Worth, Texas, at a "2nd Amendment Rally" sponsored by the NRA in "A Tribute to Our Superb Outgoing Defense Secretary Rumsfeld," President Bush accidentally fired a new "safety non-safety" rif...
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Funny story: TV's Sean Hannity Says Disgusting Photos of Iraqi Prisoners are Fake!'"

TV's Sean Hannity Says Disgusting Photos of Iraqi Prisoners are Fake!'"

Yesterday on "Hannity & Colms," Right-wing Obfuscator, Sean Hannity, proclaimed in a rambling, tearful-eyed speech on his own TV program that "You know, I'll bet that each of these disgusting photos of Iraqi detainees are **fake,**...
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Funny story: Cheney Says Photos of Iraqi Prisoners are Fake!

Cheney Says Photos of Iraqi Prisoners are Fake!

5-10-04 - When asked by a reporter what he thought of the embarrassing CBS-aired photos of naked Iraqi prisoners?", Cheney huffed, "They're fake! Each of the photos has been doctored up by the Liberal Press to embarrass the Administrat...
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Funny story: Rep. Party Whip, Tom DeLay, in Drunken Fit Lambasts OSHA Regulators for Jobs' Loss

Rep. Party Whip, Tom DeLay, in Drunken Fit Lambasts OSHA Regulators for Jobs' Loss

Yesterday while pulling into one of his favorite drive-up "Liquor & Ammo" stores in West Texas, Republican House Party Whip, Tom DeLay, with Jack Daniels in hand, held raucous caucus to about 25 local drunken yahoos, proclaiming "The E...
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Funny story: Cheney Says Monica is Behind Bad Enviro-Nut Regulations!

Cheney Says Monica is Behind Bad Enviro-Nut Regulations!

Dick Cheney, speaking to the 2004 graduating class of the Wyoming School of Oil Production, attacked "all those silly Clinton-Administration adopted regulations restricting oil production in the US," - the ones designed to clean up the air,...
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Funny story: A "True Environmentalist" Just Appointed by George W.

A "True Environmentalist" Just Appointed by George W.

Tom Timber, formerly of Logging Is U$ Corp., was recently appointed by G.W. to serve as the Administration's new "Environmental Savior of Trees," - kicking off George's re-election run for the Presidency in 2004. At the press con...
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Yesterday, President Obama was refused entry into a restaurant for not wearing a tie and later fined for double parking and... ordered to return his library books... and thrown off a tram...and...

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