Written by Linguini
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Topics: George W. Bush, Iraq

Thursday, 10 June 2004

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"Just Where are those Weapons of Mass Destruction?"

American President, George W. Bush, - determined to find at least one weapon of mass destruction having anything to do with Iraq, recently commissioned NASA to "fly to Mars to unearth any weapons of mass destruction there!", contending that "I prayed to the Lord yesterday morning and He told me that Hussein hid his weapons of mass destruction on Mars!"

Upon hearing this B.S., Senator Ted Kennedy exclaimed to the press (in typical bombastic fashion), "The President has a problem with 'weapons of mass distraction,' - that is, he's trying to distract the masses from the truth about why he went to war against Iraq with token international support and none from our long-standing allies."

"What's that 'truth,' Senator Kennedy?" a reporter asked, to which Kennedy replied, "He figured that after Gore really won the election that he, George W.'s only chance of becoming a majority president was to scare the s...t out of the American public about terrorism or WMD and start a war about it so he could dress up in fatigues and be "Mr. War President." Hey, Roosevelt got elected 3 more times because of WWII. George W. might act dumb, but he ain't so dumb! He's just real cynical about fooling us, and we all fell for it!"

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