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Thursday, 10 June 2004

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"Food's not too good in Europe!"

At a French cafe just outside of Paris, President George W. Bush, who had ordered a meal of "steak and potatoes, Texas-style," was instead served a bowl of duck soup by the French waiter. When Bush questioned the waiter, Frenchy La French, about this apparent foul-up, "Hey, this looks like duck soup!," Frenchy replied, "How'd you guess?" That's all you get to eat here in France, and for that matter all over Europe: "La Duck Soup" for having snubbed your nose at your now ***former*** allies and having set back American-European Relations about 50 years by going to war with Iraq on a lie about non-existent WMD!"
Taken aback, Bush replied, "Boy, you French waiters are pretty well-educated. I've still got over 40% of the American public still believing that I wasn't lying to them about them WMD. Guess I better get back to Texas pronto!", to which Frenchy the waiter replied, "Yesterday, sir, or better yet, the day before that!"

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