THE WHITE HOUSE--As one of his most prestigious national duties, Vice President Dick Cheney has announced the winner of the Official 2005 George W. Bush Look-Alike Contest. The winner, shown here (the REAL George W. Bush is the one on the righ...
A number of previously unseen paintings by pioneer Abstract Expressionist artist Jackson Pollock have been discovered in Canvasville, New York State. Pollock, considered to be one of the foremost exponents of ‘Action Painting' - purportedly labeled d...
President George W. Bush has decided to bring back the military draft in the United States due to declining numbers of enlistments. The draft disappeared shortly after the end of the Vietnam War and there has been strong opposition in the country to...
President George W. Bush, following protocol of over 200 years, invited a visiting head of state to dinner at the White House and offered the Lincoln bedroom for the night. Unfortunately for Washington D.C., that head of state was King Kong.
Omaha authorities are labeling it an elaborate hoax but are still searching for Omaha stage magician, "Amazing Dave" after witnesses at last night's performance say that a "rabbit" reached out of his hat and allegedly pulled t...
Translators, Archaeologists, and Bible Scholars in Jerusalem have just finished work on the translation of another of the Dead Sea Scrolls. This one, known as The Gospel of Peter, also describes the time period after the crucifixion (historically co...
A fire erupted in a downtown flop house and quickly spread through the three room building near a crowded area full of holiday revelers Friday evening. One Village First Responder suffered minor injuries, but no other injuries were reported. The...
This Just In - (Again). And you thought meat only came from the Store wrapped in plastic.
An unconscious pedant survived an unplanned scare today, when a hitherto unecessary bucket was placed under the lip of his Allegro. The unnamed man (46) was collecting golf sale memorabilia at an unused tractor factory in Penge, when the scattered re...
Nancy Grace on last night's show told the governor of Texas, Rick Perry that he "lost his darned mind" after Perry acknowledged securing clearance from the Department of Immigration to acquire, train and deploy nearly a billion deadly...
Recent reports stating that the second-in-command of Osama bin Laden's “Al Qaeda", the so-called “international terrorist group dedicated to opposing non-Islamic governments with force and violence" has made the Queen of the whole of Britain a target for terrorist attacks have drawn a surprising response from Buckingham Place, London today, after days of silence, reports our special...
President Bush, during his weekly State of the Union address surprised members of his video crew by grabbing one of the goldfish in the fish bowl on his desk and swallowing the goldfish .. live. Bush, after a few seconds continued with his speech to...
Amid the universal outpouring of grief over football legend George Best's death last week, it was revealed today that his doctor, Professor Roger Williams, authorised the hooking up of 10 bottles of vodka, 13 large ciders, and a bottle of vintage...
In Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, French magical school student and Tri-Wizard Tournament Participant Fleur Delacour has very few lines. Most believed it was because the actress was also French and spoke little English; press releases on the m...
(MSNBC) Donald Rumsfeld in a surprise announcement told Meet The Press's Tim Russert that our troops in Iraq are coming home in December. 2038. Russert, a bit startled by the announcement asked Rumsfeld, "Why so long?" to which Rumsfel...
OAK BROOK, ILLINOIS (AP) At a recent press conference, McDonald's CEO Jim Skinner announced that thousands of McDonald's fast food restaurants would be offering Playstation 2 Cheats as free prizes along with every purchase of a Big Mac. "We are v...
WASHINGTON (AP)-Desperate to improve his plunging standings in public opinion polls, President George Bush has sent Vice President Dick Cheney to be tortured at the US torture facility at Guantanamo Bay near Cuba.
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