SWANTARA, Congo - In a remarkable experiment, biologists have documented gorillas in the wild are not only good at using simple tools, like a stick to poke in a swampy pool of water to check its depth, but in more sophisticated ways when given more s...
The deluxe resting and care home for elderly gentlemen opened in 1994 in Texas by then 26 year old director Anna Nicole Smith promises now to create some real sparks in the oil and gas rich State. Not only is the luxury resort like complex now capab...
CAPITOL HILL-Washington Democrats are absolutely giddy over the investigative spotlight now shining on indicted House Speaker Tom DeLay…so much so, that they're already condemned him even before he's had his day in court.
HOLLYWOOD (AP) Publicity-shy Paris Hilton has filed a $50 million lawsuit against the Google search engine. Lawyers for Paris Hilton are claiming that their client has been systematically deprived of income due to Google's practice of ignoring at lea...
BAGHDAD, Iraq - A landmark moment was reached in President George W. Bush's self-proclaimed war on terror today as the last of Iraq's citizens were killed in a suicide blast outside of the capital city.
Due to the number of trips back and forth to New Orleans accumulating flight miles, President Bush will soon be able to fly first class free for the rest of his life after leaving office. Former head of FEMA, Michael Brown, described the Governor of...
Sadly yet again, total farce has descended on the Royal Family just as the British public hoped and believed that the endless saga of the monarchy's endless ridicule would just fade away. Prince Charles was secretly bitter that Camilla had been exclu...
The Labour Party Spin Machine spun out of control again yesterday as an 82 year old man was pushed to the ground at the back of the hall and had his bag of sweets taken away by the Labour Party conference stewards. Once the 2 thugs had easily twisted...
In a move that has surprised the UN, Guy Verhofstadt, Belgian Prime Minister, has announced he will lead an initiative to rebrand Belgium.
The BBC, Sky, Channel 4, Channel 5 and the Arena programme, in association with Sony Pictures, The Biography Channel, Arena again, Spitfire Pictures, PBS and HBO are thrilled to announce a co-production with WHDH-TV, KACL and BobCat Movies to make th...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- After being arrested for civil disobedience for refusing to move from a sidewalk on Pennsylvania Avenue, anti-war protester Cindy Sheehan was sent to Guantanamo Bay.
CUPERTINO, California - When Apple Computer CEO Steve Jobs revealed his company's latest iPod to the world a few weeks ago, experts were immediately floored by the device's extremely small size.
GALVESTON, Texas - Halliburton Corp., the huge conglomerate that has been responsible for reconstruction projects in both Iraq and New Orleans, has issued a statement promising a better response when it is awarded a no-bid contract for the repair...
Blacks, poor to shoulder most of the blame...
Emperor George Steinbrenner today revealed that his Evil Empire has already begun construction on a baseball stadium in orbit over the forest moon of Endor. This new Death Diamond will house the New York Yankees, a horrific sports franchise capable...
NASA has urged world leaders to close all public toilets, effective immediately, to protect the future of mankind. The plea comes after another terrifying case of ‘involuntary toilet teleportation', which has been blamed for the disappearance of tho...
Concord -- According to an anonymous state official the New Hampshire Division of Motor Vehicles received an order for 1000 of their "Live Free or Die" license plates from Al-Qaeda, intended for usage on vehicles slated for use in car and...
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