Recently many Muslim intellectuals from all over the world were invited to the Wellness Resort to discuss golf, not just the wealthy - an Arab consortium had recently purchased the resort. It took a couple of days of serious non-golf related debate t...
The American Congress, just prior to taking a short break, passed the Marriage Protection Act. This is a significant piece of legislation in that it denies all federal courts, including the Supreme Court, the right to test the constitutionality of the Defense of Marriage Act. It is being perceived as the voters reclaiming their right to choose those who create and amend the law ie congressm...
Troy, NY - Not since the miracle at Lourdes has the divine spoken to mankind as directly as it did on a recent night. According to Jason Greer, a 24-year-old graduate student at the Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, The Son of God spoke to him by na...
Democratic Nominee Senator John Kerry's run at the White House could lie in tatters inside sources have revealed. They fear that while he may not stabilise the oil problem he could single-handedly sort out America's natural gas requirements.
Orlando - "Turnabout is fair play", says head mouseketeer Michael Eisner, when asked why the Walt Disney Company would simply reject any and all Southern Baptist dollars at theme parks and movie theaters. And so marks the beginning of a new er...
Bruce Banner a lonely, emotionally challenged figure who transforms into the Hulk when enraged, will now be played by Michael Moore. Moore's work as a polemicist is believed to have been instrumental in him landing the role.
Presque Isle, ME - If any more evidence of America's moral decay were needed, it came at 4:17 yesterday afternoon. In a delivery room at the Aroostook Medical Center, Dr. Joyce Hebert brought a healthy 7.7 lbs. baby boy into this world; but imagine...
Trillion pound in debt and British women are up in arms, defending what they see as their good names. They say they are not to blame for the trillion pound deficit but are in fact responsible for a vibrant economy.
As the season approaches it's time to look at the teams who will challenge at the top and those that will struggle to avoid the dreaded drop. Let's start with the strugglers.
The next episode of the hit reality TV show "Survivor" will be shot in England and styled 'Survivor Premiership". 16 contestants from the USA will congregate in London for what promises to be their toughest test by far.
Well people, it looks as though our friends Sheryl Crow and Lance Armstrong are no more. Armstrong reluctantly broke up with his girlfriend of one year last week, after winning the Tour de France.
America and Great Britain have terrorised the planet for decades with their nuclear weapons of mass destruction. Completely under the control of Tel Aviv, where the master controls are housed, American and British saboteurs conquer, plunder and destr...
Previous measures of exposure outdoors have proven false, when compared to research studies recently completed at Irish Scientific Labs, Inc. Old findings were measured from how much sunlight hits flat surfaces.
Boston, Massachusetts -- CNN's Tom the Foreman, was working on buffing the floors when filmmaker Michael Moore opened the door to the news trailer and announced, "Who has sins they want to confess"?...
Colon - Frustrated by what they referred to as "inhumane" conditions, tens of millions of bacteria in your large intestine issued a comprehensive set of work rules demands today. Ranging from improved lighting and ventilation to greater security, th...
A young British doctor has sensationally been found in a compromising position with a young penguin today. The doctor who is a practised master of Nerdicine, protested that the penguin, or heli as she or it likes to be called, had consented to the ac...
WASHINGTON - Tom Ridge, Secretary of Homeland Security, unveiled a sweeping new plan for Americans to remain safe in their homes. Chief among the points in the plan is an inflatable biosuit that Ridge says can protect ordinary Americans in most situ...
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