Written by Rebut
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Topics: America, Britain

Friday, 30 July 2004

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Iranian Dove :Symbol of peace.

America and Great Britain have terrorised the planet for decades with their nuclear weapons of mass destruction. Completely under the control of Tel Aviv, where the master controls are housed, American and British saboteurs conquer, plunder and destroy in the name of Ariel Sharon.

Therefor how welcoming it was to see that Teheran, the cradle of modern day human rights, had also acquired a Nukey Wukey or two. John Pilger and I were just saying the other day, while watching the latest Sudanese mass grave being dug, what a pity it was that the Americans couldn't be more like this.

Noam Chomsky was telling me the other day that in his opinion most people would rather a million die at the hands of a home dictator than Blair intervene on bullshit.

Michael Moore feels the same way. I was having tea at his home the other day while he was blasting his local police for failing to respond in time to a call that there was a vagrant in his yard. As Mike said he could have been attacked.

Anyhow he was saying that most Sudanese and Zimbabweans would rather die in their projected millions than have Bush come storming in and thousands being killed by American thugs posing as soldiers.

Isn't that the way we all feel? In my case I would rather every man, woman and child in my city be wiped out by our Mayor's Militia than have Blair's Bulldogs come storming in. Obviously I would need to be spared to let people know what is happening so that people can have their names in the papers while they are being slaughtered.

I can even quote them as saying how much nicer it is to be slaughtered by locals than saved by the intervention of government.

So if this is the thinking, then news that a benign government like Iran is on it's way to nuclear capability, is just more good news for us all. I know that regardless of whether power is in the hands of the Ayatollas or a more secular government, Iran has a reputation for peace and reconciliation. Unlike America and Britain they would never push the button.

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