Written by SpaceElevator

Saturday, 16 June 2007

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TEHRAN (Kavkaz Center News Agency) - Innocent victim Iranian officials remained quiet today as devil Bush regime's puppet Pentagram mouthpiece Robert Gates lobbed a hot potato of lies, accusing Iran's Quds Force of providing weapons and IUD's to Iraq and Afghanistan.

This reporter can only think that the Zionist invaders meant Incandescent Ubiquitous Devices (shown here). The other possibility is that they mean Indiana University Degrees, though not likely. Have you ever been to Bloomington in winter? Really? I have a relative in Chicago. But I digress...

Our reporter on the scene narrowly escaped accidental martyrdom and the pig-dog Americans' epithets to bring you this story. Praise be to him and to Allah whose teachings we follow (albeit selectively).

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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